Reddit, what is your craziest dorm story? [NSFW]

I went to a small University (10,000-20,000 students) and the dorms I stayed in were double and triple occupancy, but in one shared room. So we had bunk beds in other words. Anyway, one time this really hot blonde girl came by our room to hang out with my roommate and me. My roommate was a guitar player, but really shy, and Im just funny so she wanted to hang out. We had enough Sailor Jerry for each of us to take a shot. The conversation then turned flirty and she showed us how she can take her thong off without taking off her shorts. This girl was a super hot little blonde girl. She showed us. My roommate got uncomfortable, and went to bed. She climbed in my bed and was all cute, "Who's bed is this? im going to sleep." So I mean I knew what was up. So i got up in my bed and cuddled up behind her. Three things: I have now known this girl for 45 minutes to an hour. She was the hottest girl I have ever been with. And lastly I fucked her brains out in that tiny room, both roommates "Sleeping". I didnt care. I think she was into it too. She was the best sex I had ever had up to that point. I remember her finishing me off by sucking my dick and when I came she swallowed and cuddled up next to me and said.. "mmm, thank you, that was yummy." Then when we fell asleep, she woke me up 20 minutes later with a hand job and I kid you not, asked If i ever did fucked a girl in the ass (I hadn't at that point, I was 19) and she stuck it in her ass. This girl was insane, and I loved it. Both roomates laughed the next day and it was good. Also found out the next day she had a boyfriend and she was just trying to get some strange during a fight. He came to my dorm the next day banging on my door all drunk ready to fight, and all my boys in C hall like poked their heads out, and him and his frat buddies dipped. Anyway, best sex I had freshman year, bar none.

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