This is so, so relevant. I live in an apartment building and the walls are paper thin. Next door neighbor got a new girlfriend who has been over at his all the time. She keeps screaming - at all hours of the day, at any given time - just starts yelling and shouting, like “AAA!!”, “STOP!!!”, “NOO!!!”.

I was worried that she was being murdered, but there’s giggling in between and it’s been going on for a while so that’s out. I thought they might be having sex, but how could someone possibly yell like that during sex?? And that would require them having a ridiculous amount of sex. All day, really. For days on end.

Well, last night they left their blinds open as I was heading out to my car. She screamed, and I looked up. I had to know.

There they were, in the throes of passion.

I am still shook by this revelation.