Be forewarned: Explicit words down below
Hi, my name is Malphric and I have a confession to make.
I started out this year (around the first KK raid event) so I wasn't able to experience firsthand what Skeleton King Nightmare is all about. I was curious at first as to why the others in this sub wanted a re-run for malicious reasons. Tried it earlier first figuring my 6s Basch, 7s Barbie, 6s Alex(?) Oh wait Lexa, 6s CG Nichol and 7s Eiko would be enough. Equipped also Lakshmi and Titan trying to OBAMA him (how foolishly confident I am)
Round 1: The guy handed me my just desserts. I said "Cool, cool. I was trying to get a feel that's all"
Round 2 came with a little preparation and foregoing Lakshmi and Titan to equip serious espers for stats and a little prepping up with myself with his patterns. Downed him to around 70% and feeling pretty confident, I chided myself as to why I didn't bring the required espers. Then something terribly wrong happened. Goddammit, it feels like this guy has 50 instances per turn cycle and he decimated me with a smirk on his face. I was there staring at the Cellphone's screen and clearly dumbfounded. Then came the inexplicable rage.
Fuck you, I said. I will blow you to smithereens and I will exact my revenge.
And so then I swallowed my pride so that I could kill that Mother fucker to oblivion and bring a 7s Barbie friend to replace Lexa.
Round 3: 1st turn - Basch spr down skill, Eiko prayer of the lost cd, dual Barbies used Tempest Eye wall cd, and CG Nichol with Mag Stance plus the mitigation stance. The fucker goes down to 30%. I swear, the guy just takes his time for a lot of turns but that AoE HP barrier shield somehow pulled through but CG Nichol got done in. I decided to finish him off and not let the battle prolong because RNG can fuck you in the ass as always so I DBM Tornado+Raging wind for both Barbies and the Skeleton King croaked.
Imagine a 31 year old 6'1'' man laughing his heart out and cursing hysterically (Got you fucker) to the death of a pixel skeleton. Good thing I was alone in my room and no one else is around to see my glipness.
TLDR: Fuck you Skeleton King, I fucked you back after wasting 75 NRG