3. [RF] Two bland people have a believable conversation about normal things that ca...

[RF] Two bland people have a believable conversation about normal things that can actually happen.

Kevin lifts his paper McDonald's cup from the table, and takes a deep draw from the straw, contemplating his response. A ring of condensation sits where his cup once was. Roy taps his pointer finger on the table rhythmically.

Kevin lets out a breath, finishing his sip. His eyes wander past Roy's right shoulder, at a blonde girl on the other side of the room. "I don't know, I still don't believe it dude."

Roy slams his hand on the table open-handed, resulting in a boom not loud enough to alert the other customers in the restaurant, but enough to get Kevin's attention. It was enough, however, to upset the condensation ring, which was unfortunately no longer neatly "ring-shaped". "What more can I say or show you to prove it to you?!"

Kevin looked down at the lid of his Coke, noticed he'd missed the button labeled "Diet", and pushed it in with the others. Roy's drink had only the button labelled "Coke" pushed in. "Dude, bears are just stronger than koalas."

"But FIFTY koalas is A LOT of koalas Kevin. Like, at least one hundred pounds more of koala." quipped Roy. He reached for his smartphone and began to re-bring up the Wikipedia articles on both animals. "Grizzly bears can weigh between 400 and 790 pounds, so I'll be fair and take the average weight. That's 595 pounds. Koalas weigh between 9 and 33 pounds. The average of that is 21. 21 times 50 IS 1050 POUNDS KEVIN. ONE THOUSAND FIFTY POUNDS."

Roy looked up from his phone to see Kevin again had his attention on the blonde girl behind him.

"Yeah but bears are more dangerous. And it's not like the koalas would be coordinated. I still don't believe it."

Suddenly, a towering shadow loomed over the table. The condensation on the table shuddered from the owner's approach. "I think I can answer you guy's question." Rumbled a voice.

Kevin and Roy looked up. Suddenly, they heard the blaring of trumpets all around them. "JOHN CENA!?!?!"

John Cena, holding a ball of 50 koalas under one arm, and a grizzly bear under the other, proceeds to suplex both. All 51 forest creatures were immediately rendered unconcious. "The answer is, they would both lose to JOHN CENA."

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