Kremlin approved terms:

50 yard cunt punt – adopt a tree – aggro – all your base are belong to us – also-ran – arse over tit – ass over tea kettle – ass whooping – ate up – bail – ballistic therapy – ball up – bang – bang out – Barney – BBE – beam – beast – beat down – beat (one's) ass – beat the hell out of – beat the shit out of – beef – be fender meat – belt – biff – bing pow – bitch-slap – bite it – bite the big one – bite the dust – bleed dry – blow it – blow to hell – Bogart – bomb – booboo – boo boo – boost – boot-leg – brain – bring it – brody – buckle – bust – bust a cap – bust ass – bust on – bust up – buy it – buy the farm – cabbage – call out – carp – cash in (one's) chips – catch the fair one – chase (one's) tail – chave – check out – chuck 'em – clap – clap back – clean out – clock – cow – crack – CREAM – cuff – cunt punt – d-block – debo – deck – deebo – die – dine and dash – dirt nap – do – do a number on – do in – doink – dome – donkey punch – double dip – DP – drill – drop – drop gloves – drop like flies – drop the ball – dupe – dust – dustup – eat it – eat (one's) gun – faceplant – fail – fall head over heels – fender meat – final curtain – fist of fives – five finger – five-finger discount – flail – freak out – front – fry – fucked up – fuck up – gaff – gaffel – gaffle – gank – g-dep – geese – get a five finger discount – get banked on – get bitch-slapped – get crunk with – get medieval – get (one's) ass handed to – get owned – get schooled – ghost – gimp – give a thumper – give up the ghost – go belly up – go down – goner – gonner – go postal – go tits-up – go up in smoke – grasp at straws – gravity check – grip – grit on – hairbrush treatment – hark – header – heist – hit – hoark – horch – hork – hose – house – ice – in (one's) face – Irwin – jabroni – jack – jacked up – jack up – jank – jobber – jump – kark it – kerfuffle - kevork – kick – kick ass – kick (one's) ass – kick the bucket – kife – kipe – klepto – knock out – knock over – knuckle sandwich – kype – lamp – lay into – lay the smack down – lead poisoning – lick – licking – lift – long con – look like a monkey fucking a football – loot – lost – mace – make (one) dust (one's) back off – make (one's) bitch – merk – mess up – mouse – mug – nail – nick – nosedive – nurple – off – OJ – open a can of whoop ass – open up – own – ownage – p0wn – palm – pillage – pinch – pirate – plug – pop – pop a cap – pump full of lead – punk – purchase – put the beat down – put the smack down – pwn – rack – rape – rapey – rassle – rip a new asshole – rip off – road rash – rock – roll – roshambo – ro-sham-bo – rough – rough up – sack tap – scare shitless – scare the bejeebers out of – scare the bejesus out of – scare the bejibbers out of – scare the crap out of – scare the shit out of – school – scoff – scooby – scrap – screw the pooch – scype – send to the farm – shaft – shiest – shiv – shoot up – shrinkage – six feet under – skank – skate – skullfuck – slug – smack – smack down – smash and grab – smoke – snake – snarf – sneak – snuff it – sock – spanking – stabby – step – stick – stole – stomp – sucker-punch – swapap – take – take a dirt nap – take an l – take down – take it outside – take out – tango down – tax – teef – throttle – throw down – throw hands – thump – tote an ass whuppin' – trainwreck – tune up – tunnel – twat – wail on – wallop – want a piece of – warez – warez d00d – waste – wet – whack – whipping – whoop (one's) ass – whup – wreck – yoink – you wanna step?

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