We're gonna ride the Hype train now
No some won't ride, but were going get on the Hype train.
Some ride but not all the way.
The Hype train is in the yard now and it's waiting and oh it looks so good.
But you might get bored and impatient waiting like those two good brothers over there.
They ride their Caracals in High Sec before they get on the train.
Just want to pass around Jita all the time, and that leads to something else.
Well they ain't on the train no more, and maybe 9 or 10 got off with them.
There's a sister in the church and she says to her friend: "Your husband works at night and so does mine, why don't we just get together sometime when they're gone and play some COD on my Xbone?"
Well then they gotta get off the Hype train.
And then another man he's sitting over there looking at a woman in the corner and he's gives her that eye, you know and they meet later to play Minecraft, secretly...
So they got to get off, this trains got a rule against successful social lives.
And while all this is happening the train is getting ready to go, but there's a lot more to get off than different reasons just before the train pulls out,
but listen it's starting to move now, listen to it.
Here we go.
As it leaves the man on the caboose with a long white beard says:
This train is bound for glory, this train,
This train is bound for glory, this train,
This train is bound for glory nobody rides it but the righteous and holy,
This train is bound for glory, this train
This train is a free train, this train,
This train is a free train, this train,
This train is a free train,
Everybody rides in Chris Roberts' name
This train is a free train, this train,
This train it don't pull no liars, this train
This train don't pull no liars, this train
This train don't pull no liars,
No false pretenders and no backbiters
This train don't pull no liars, this train.
This train is a clean train, this train
This train is a clean train, this train
This train is a clean train,
Everybody rides it in Chris Roberts' name
This train is a clean train, this train
Do you want to ride it children, this holy train?
Do you want to ride it children, this righteous train?
Get on board
Get on board
Get on board
Get on board this holy train
Get on board
Get on board
Get on board this holy train