[Serious] Men of Reddit who get laid a lot from the internet and apps - Which ones do you use?

Everything about this post is wrong. Your presentation is wrong, your intentions are wrong, and you should feel bad.

Now, stay with a for a minute or two. I know what I just said sounds like some sjw condescension, but believe me, it isn't! I'm here to help you on your journey.

I have this radical new concept you seem to be unaware of: women are actually people, too! I'm going to be candid, 'cause you seem to be able to take it: no app, or established methodology will make you seem like any less of a pig.

Women do not like scumbags. I mean, for various reasons, some might be in to that. And you'll have no problem finding those anywhere. They're the kind of girls that actually love it when you pm them your dick pics. At that point it just becomes a numbers game: flash your dick to as many women as you can, get shot down 99% of the the until you find that 1/100 that will go, "Yeah, k. Let's do this".

Lose the chauvinism for a bit, and learn to actually talk to women. Because I'll assume that by you asking this question, you're actually getting very little success with your current method. Also, anyone that refers to having sex as, "getting new trim" probably lacks those skills.

I'll tell you the same thing I tell every guy that's in your position: pretend you're talking to a man inside a woman's body. Seriously. That might sound weird, but try out that mental exercise in your head. How do you think a "bro" would respond to how you're talking to him? There's your answer.

Women's bullshit detectors are on point, 24/7 because they get hit with that shit every day. Just ask any woman on reddit how many dick pics she gets in her inbox on the daily. Then ask them how many of those they respond to amicably.

If the entire intention of your complete being projects, "I want some pussy tonight!" Then... that's where you'll stay: wanting. Women know they can have sex whenever they want, or that at least they have options, so why give it up to someone who doesn't deserve it?

I only have this advice to you: be sincere. Be open. Speak from the heart. Don't just tell women what you think they want to hear, or what you think will make you look cool. Say what you want to say.

You'll be surprised how far you'll get.

That being said: Tinder. 'cause, I mean, its Tinder. If you can't "get new trim" there, you know you're doing something wrong. If you want it to be easy or immediate: get a hooker.

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