Parents of Reddit, what is the most embarrassing thing your toddler said out loud in public?

Going to take this a bit darker here...

We have adopted children. We adopted a 5 year old boy with some serious trauma from his past.

Not too long after bringing him home he is in the grocery store with my wife. He follows for the most part, but sometimes not. He would randomly push items off the shelves onto the floor. Imagine some of those "asshole cat" videos pushing vases of glasses off a table. It's like that, except a kid, and in public.

So after doing this a few times my wife tries to reprimand him, he lays on the floor and stairs into the sky. She's pleading for him to get off the floor.

Lady walking by thinks it a joke, says "Ahhh, did you fall down?"

Son says "No, she pushed me."

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