[Serious] Who was the worst person you've ever smoked with and what did they do to deserve that title?

So, we'll call my friend Lisa. Lisa isn't very experienced with weed (maybe 3 times, total) and she was hosting a party. She said because it was her house party that I should share it with her. It seemed reasonable so we walked into the bushes and she immediately falls over and hits her back on a rock.

Just a scratch and a little back pain and some blood. So we resumed our quest to find a good spot and when we found it we shared a joint packed with some good quality weed. Uh oh, she doesn't know how to cope with the harshness of an almost-out joint. This poor girl is absolutely dying because she hit it full force while it was about to hit the filter.

So, she starts crying because her throat hurts, she can barely walk and she's bleeding. This looks pretty good on a single guy that took her out to the bush. /s So at this point she is gone. Completely gone from reality. She decides the best thing to do is swim in her pool when she's nearly passed out. She loses her ring in the pool and at this point I'm nearly annoyed enough to just let her look for it but instead I hop in and find it on the bottom of the pool and she immediately goes into her hot tub and here's the point where I start to lose it. She can no longer keep herself above the water in the hot tub, but when we try to get her out she just goes back in.

So now I'm on full-blown "Lisa Watch" to make sure this poor girl doesn't drown which involves holding her up so she can sit in there and still be safe. So, a sore back and an hour later it's time to get her to bed because it's not safe for her to be in there anymore as she's starting to pass out.

We get her up to her room and she vomits all over her bathroom floor and passes out and then she's down for the count. After that her roid raging boyfriend wants to fight me because he heard I was holding her in the hot tub so I just left with my best friend and went home.

That's the last time I'm ever smoking an inexperienced person out.

tl;dr Smoked an inexperienced friend out, she turns into a full-blown wreck. Boyfriend wants to fight me after I helped her.

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