Me too. So... just... what?

Dude, this is so awkward that this is happening publicly like this, but either you didn't get what I was saying, or I'm missing something, but either way we're now going to have to go through the chore of explaining our jokes to one another.

I was saying that a lot of comedians are all jokes and smiles but oh so crusty and dead inside. That's where the funny comes from! Now the guy that we both relate to is watching a video and obviously criticizing it, but I think he's doing a great job of it, and you say

It's like you've never seen someone relating to a video before and not criticizing it before

Now, we're both obviously relating to the second guy, who is criticizing the first guy. Did it have something to do with that? Were you relating to the second guy and thought I was criticizing you for it? Like... WHAT WERE YOU TRYING TO SAY