You better grab a cup of coffee and get comfy because this is a bit long, but the story needs to be told.
So let's go back to senior year of high school, I had chosen to take AP Human Biology because I wanted college admissions people to look at my transcript and think that I was a smart mother fucker, and not some dumb ass who took horticulture or some other blow off bullshit. This would prove to be one of the best decisions I ever made.
So there's this girl in my class, she sits ahead of me toward the center of the room while I'm off in the back right corner. One of the things I noticed about her was her hair. It was like reallyreallyreally long. Like went down to her butt long. I was kinda taken aback you know? So I tried to start conversation with her and I was kind of awkward but she was kind of awkward too. It had eventually turned into this thing where she and I would wait for each other after class to walk. It was the end of the day, so she'd go to be a P.E. leader and I would go with my friend to McDonald's or something since we both had the last period of the day open.
So we ended up doing this for months, her and I only really getting to know each other through these 3 minute walks every day. When my partner or her partner would be gone I would sit next to her or vice versa and we'd write little notes to each other. But other than that, our talks were confined to these little walks. On one particular walk, she had come to school that day in a pencil skirt. Something I've failed to mention as of yet was the fact that this girl had a booty. So the whole time, she'd always wear jeans, or dresses, or looser skirts, so it had never really occurred to me that this girl was packin'. So on this particular day, I noticed she was heavy in the booty department and decided that I wanted to see if I could be more than friends with this girl. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
So I told her that she looked really pretty that day, and I'll never forget her response.
"Thanks, my dad told me that I looked like a hooker when I left this morning!"
All of a sudden, that little anecdote made me realize that she's really cute, attractive, and most importantly she has a sense of humor! From that day forth I had begun my research, which mainly consisted of Facebook stalking her and talking to all her friends to see what she was like.
Given that this was senior year, I didn't know what her intentions were for college and I didn't want to start a relationship with this girl if we weren't going to be a thing for a long time. Like buying a puppy and only keeping it for a month.
