Smart car; dumb driver

so they pushing 80mph on those mountain bends, while the speed limit says 55.

We're sorry...

ok that was a lie

but maybe a little bit

like a solid 85%

wellll.... 32ish% if im being more honest

but no lower than that and I swear it!

Not one itty bitty teeeeeny weenie percentile.

It's just that we get so used to driving on those roads in bad weather.

And that isn't an excuse, I'm just saying is all. we know how dangerous it can be. and have seen it happen.

most people keep it within the passing lanes, but Some people are arseholes and will tailgate. They seemingly have no regard for human life!

Damn this is getting really small! I wonder if anyone will bother to zoom in on this because I've basically been rambling since line 3.

Honestly it would have been a wasted couple of minutes going through the trouble of copying and pasting into word and zooming in and then actually read this. I'd say it's wasted time for me too, but I have to admit I find it relaxing.

Hey this is starting to look a bit like morse code! beep beep boop beep, god damn am I sorry if you're still reading, but as a reward I'll give you my phone number. My name is Jenny, and you'll be able to reach me at 867-53OHNIEIENE!!!! 867-53OHNIEIENE!!! 8675309!

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