"Welcome to the 2022 Saudi Arabian Grand Prix..."
George and Lewis and Max are in a three way title fight after the events of the season.
"And here we are about to see Max put a move on his former teammate Alex Albon in an attempt to take third place. Alex recently pitted for mediums, but Max is on a fresh set of softs, and as the gap - Oh noooooooo! Max is in the wall, double yellows! Safety car"
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"Two secs Ted,"
"this f*g guy, couldn't ever get past me when we had the same car. F*********"
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"and now as we celebrate the winners of the Saudi Arabian Gran - what in the world is Alex doing? What is happening? Are they-? Are they kissing?"
"Yeah Crofty I think this has been a long time coming - oh and there goes George's uniform"
"well his car is shredded, but the wall is going to need significant repairs, and we only have