Hey, well I’m IcyBadgers. I’ve had a pretty shit couple of years. These shit years are compounded by having to sit through bullshit interviews. Frankly whatever husk of a human currently remains is being etched away at by questions like “what’s your greatest weakness?” which I’m clearly never going to give you a straight answer on.

On top of that, the world is either burning, flooding, warmongering, or getting ravaged by a global pandemic and frankly I’m just trying to keep my shit in perspective and not die.

I’m looking to find work that is reasonably challenging and interesting enough that I don’t have to try too hard to convince myself to be positive in front of people. I want a product or service that mostly works, a manager that isn’t a bag of dicks and will give me the freedom to get on with my shit without being micromanaged.

And if your next question is “what is my five year plan, I’m going to throw my laptop out of the window”