Teachers, what was the best smart-ass response from a student you have heard?

NOT ME, CERTAINLY NOT ME...

Teacher named Ms. Ferrari.
--If you are reading this and can muster the courage, go ahead and tell your side of the story. Principal named Mr.Carmona. --Thank you for not killing me. I probably deserved it. Student named Ljromrt. --It's a mouthful, but hey... He's foreign! Mom and Dad... Hi!!!

Parents are called during the day to discuss Ljromrt's behavior in class - mid day discussion and everyone's day is interrupted to address this urgent matter.

Mr. Carmona: Mom, Dad - Ljromrt's been an extreme disruption in Ms. Ferrari's 0 period over the past few weeks and as you know has been suspended multiple times for outbursts and poor judgement. This is the final opportunity for us to discuss alternatives before we move to expulsion from the school.

Dad: Ljromrt, this isn't funny. If you're expelled from this school you won't have any future in anything you do.

Ms. Ferrari: I won't have you challenge me in class again, you aren't in charge. I am. You are the worst student I've ever encountered. I have a Master's degree in [please fill in the blank, Ms. Ferrari]. I'm a good teacher.

Ljromrt: Your degree is proof that you're a good student. To be a good teacher, you have to teach students... Even the worst ones you've ever encountered.

Mom: Ljromrt!! Why would you say that!??!?

Ms. Ferrari: //queue uncontrollable sobbing//

Mr. Carmona: We will be removing Ljromrt from 0 period and finding another period to fit the class into his schedule.

-- Student has never made his father proud, in fact everything he's ever done has been "disappointing," or "unremarkable."

The car ride home was absolute silence until 2 blocks before the driveway.

Dad: You don't need to be educated, you just need to be quick witted. Behave in school so I don't need to waste anymore time listening to a grown woman cry.

All Ljromrt really heard was "I'm proud of you."

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