Things I’ve Learned at Greendale

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Sharks do not observe shark week.
Before you write a story you have to ask, what is a story?
9/11 was pretty much the 9/11 of the Falafel business.
THE SOULTRY AWARDS WERE TONIGHT.
The world wasn't the only thing that changed on 9/11
Greendale has a football
A new move to pull on women.
Green Tea is way better than Coffee
Man is evil
Spelling is important when booking a band.
$200 is a pretty good discount.
It's really hard to think of another word
Buddy can sing!
Modern dance is a creative way to tell the world you're gay.
He likes gay jokes.
Sometimes to fix things you gotta show Britta your penis
When you know what you like about yourself, it isn't hard to change for your friends.
This isn't gonna stop happening until Pictionary bans the word Windmill.
Tell your kids they aren't special.
It's not a meteor it's a cookie wand.
Hair nets are often stolen by someone with hair.
Don't put mustard on your pretzel.
Paintball
I'm supposed to tip my bag boy.
Professor Duncan has a real big penis.

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