One time I messaged a chick on pof. She was older than me by about 10 years or so, is from South Africa, and had her tits reduced cuz they were too big and are still huge. Of course me being in my 20s thinks this is fucking hot. We get to talking. Oh my, She's separated but living with her ex. Weird situation right? Red flag number one. Well he's working the night shift this night, I should come over around 9. So I do. She introduces me to thc concentrates and tells me how she's got bipolar and this works better than her meds. Red flag 2.

Ignoring those wavy cloth bastards we fuck, it's in her living room on the couch. it's notbadobamaface.jpg. I'd give more details but that's not the point of the story. The real meat and potatoes is after the deed is done. I'm parched, so I go to grab some water like 10 feet over, butt naked and whoops her 8 year old daughter heard the noise and came down the stairs and is now staring at me in the kitchen like it's a mother fucking x rated sitcom.

17 is fine. Hel probably masturbate to that image later. You didn't scar him like I did to this poor 8 year old girl who had a naked stranger in her house fucking her mother while her dad was at work.