Lol you believe this stuff? You’re the last moral people on earth? Dude. That’s crazy people talk. You couldn’t point out most places on earth on a map. Wtf do you know about your “morals” compared to anyone else?

I’m a dad, I’m a husband, I pay my taxes. I’m an excellent neighbor, my yard on fucking point. I worked my fucking ass off and I did everything in my career that I daydreamed about when I was a teenager and I’m not even 40. When I’m not working, taking care of my family or whatever else I’m researching for work. I read and research at least 40 hours a week, in addition to the 40+ hours of normal work. If you could see my life there wouldn’t be one god damn thing you could find to pass judgment on me.

What does piss me off is this. I know a lot of conservatives. I grew up with ‘em. My neighborhood is filled with conservatives. A lot of coworkers…on and on and on. They’re everywhere. And I can’t think of one individual, of all the conservatives I personally know and have ever met, that embodies what you’ll claim to be “conservative morals” better than I do. Or better than many of my liberal friends do.

All the affairs I’ve caught wind of, all the fucked up family drama I’ve ever seen, all the rage outbursts at work I’ve ever seen, all the fucked up juvenile bullshit you see out of adults in real life, today? Its almost never the liberals in the family or at work or whatever….

I do your morals better than you.