3. come up with your own goofy ahhh title for this what if episode.I'll wait

come up with your own goofy ahhh title for this what if episode.I'll wait

Omg I literally made a fan fic about this. I’ll copy and paste:

Thanos kills you by the slaps his cheeks make when they jiggle together while he twerks for you. Originally he didn’t want to kill anyone. As soon as he found out the unfortunate result of his twerking in front of another person, he was devastated. 1. because the jiggle-jiggle of his ass cheeks were responsible for the death of someone, and 2. it means that if he were to choose to be moral, he could no longer engage in his life’s passion of doing a twerk performance for someone, ever again.

And for a year he decided this moral route. But the longer poor Thanos abstained from doing a twerking performance, the more his unquenchable desire to twerk for someone grew. Just one jiggle. Just one bounce-bounce cheek-slapping wiggle.

One day he witnessed Thor twerking for Dr. Strange, and unlike what would have happened if it were Thanos twerking, Dr. Strange didn’t die. Thanos became extremely jealous that Thor and anyone else in the universe could harmlessly twerk for others, but he couldn’t. All the fury Thanos had been bottling up rose to the surface. “Why? Why am I so cursed than I cannot jiggle my plump, blubbery ass cheeks in front of someone without them dying? It’s. not. fair!!!!”

At that moment he decided “Fuck this curse. I’m going to perform my twerkish delights as much as my heart desires, and nothing’s going to stop me, even if it means the DEATH OF ALL. I’m doing them a favor anyway; gifting them the most serene experience one could have at their last breath. It’s worse to live a longer life with a cold and devastating death than a shorter life with a death underneath my perfect bouncing ass cheeks. It will be a grateful universe.”

The pure peace and satisfaction he felt after every twerk session brought a huge smile on his face. Each time he heard the screams and gasps for air end, he knew the twerking performance was finished. He then would turn around to gaze at the lifeless body. He always made sure to put his hands on their mouth and move it as he softly whispered the words “Thank you, Thanos.”

After years and years of twerking, eventually 50% of the galaxy had died at his cheeks.

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