I'm about to slap Chris Rock

Jada and Will have gone on record to explain they aren't monogamous. If they're both OK with keeping their relationship poly, that's their choice.

Amber Heard has been inserted into this outa nowhere, but I suppose I have to address her now, too. She sucks. She's a terrible person, and we all know that. However, she is irrelevant here, and I don't know why yall seem to think she matters in this context.

If you wanna screech about how women are bad, man the fuck up and do it without trying to feign some flimsy justification that you and I both know you don't give even a single fuck about. If you need a justification, well, there ain't one here, so find somewhere else to skulk.

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