I used to fake showers. I would turn on the water, but not get in. My mom caught me once and that was the last time I did that shit again.

I did the same thing lol. When I was told to go to bed I'd just go to bed. Mom would come in and ask if I brushed my teeth, I wouldn't want to get out of bed so I'd say yes. Eventually she started checking if the brush was wet and got mad at me when it was dry. So I started wetting the brush before going to bed. After awhile she started smelling my breath instead. So I started wetting the brush and rubbing some paste on my teeth. She caught on saying I'd only be in there for a few seconds. So I started wetting my brush, rubbing some paste on my teeth and letting the water run for 3 minutes then I'd go to bed. Eventually I just started brushing my teeth lmao. Don't know how I never had any teeth problems.

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