Westeros High School is holding an election for student body president. Which of the following 10 students runs the most successful campaign and win?

It is known.

It was just like any another day at Westeros High School, except for one thing. Today was the date of the election. For the first time in since the Seniors had been Freshman, the position of class president was final open again. Aerys, now graduated and gone off to play for the Valyrian Flames jousting team, had finally left the position vacated. Principal Benjen prepared for the inevitable chaos that would ensue.

All week long each of the 10 original candidates had been doing their best to win over the favor of their fellow classmates, but some had found their tactics to be the slightest bit unethical. Unfortunately Robert Baratheon had been caught double teaming the assistant principal and her secretary late on last Friday night after the football game by one of their husbands. As Robert started to get in a fight with the husband the secretary called the Student Resource Officer who ended the fight, and found Robert with a BAC of .25 thereby making him ineligible.

Dany had also been forced to drop out of the race after she was caught shooting up heroin behind the bleachers with her boy toy Daario, chasing their dragons together. Rumor has it that she's transferred to another school a district over after beating the charges and might come back in a year or so.

Jaime Lannister decided to voluntarily drop out of the race for President after a long talk with his sister in which they 'fleshed out' a deal where he would be appointed a member of the Class President's leadership committee if Cersei won.

Although not withdrawn from the race, Tyrion Lannister is not favored to do any better than last place in the election. It's widely known that the only reason he was running in the first place was to irritate his sister, whom he absolutely loathes. Unfortunately Tyrion's wit and charm are entirely overshadowed by his ugliness in high school. Tyrion is looking forward to college after HS unlike most others however, and has taken a rather lackadaisical attitude about the whole election after learning of his acceptance.

Renly was doing a very good job at mobilizing a very vocal group of supporters for his election, but some would say that a couple of his supporters were a bit too fervent. Unfortunately a lot of his popularity was lost after a sex tape of him and Lawrence was released two days before. Renly quietly withdraw in embarrassment at having been outed against his will, but claims that a shadow must have snuck into his room and filmed it as he didn't see anyone in there.

With only 5 of the original 10 still remaining on election day, Principal Euron prepared the voting booths right outside of the cafeteria and the day long chaos begins. The young freshman at the school are the first to go to lunch. Most of them are given free flowers from the Margaery for President table. So many of these little freshman, boys and girls alike, are enamored with Margaery. Principal Syrio expected Margaery will carry most of the freshman vote.

About a quarter of the way through the day dozens of students dressed in red button ups appear near the voting booths. They begin holding a candlelight vigil and slightly humming hymns. They stop each student walking into line to vote and ask, "Have you heard the good news? Our Lord and savior Stannis is running for President and you should vote for him". Bloody fanatics.

The catty sophomore and junior plastics are the next to go to lunch throughout the middle of the day. Most of these girls are walking with a gold lion necklace around their necks. Clearly the work of Cersei of course. Her family is so loaded and her father will buy her anything to help her win. Most of the guys in these grades end up casting their votes randomly: some voting for Cersei and Margaery hoping it'll make them more attractive in their eyes, others voting for their longtime friend Ned Stark.

All throughout the day Ned could have skipped class and been campaigning for himself, but he couldn't bring himself to skip class. Fortunately his best friend Jon Arryn had taken it upon himself to stir up as much support as he could for ol' Ned. Unfortunately, about midway through Junior lunch one of the cafeteria workers brought out a sandwich for Jon. Starving Jon scarfed down the whole sandwich, but he soon had to remove himself from his campaigning as he started to vomit uncontrollably. Several cried foul that Jon had been intentionally given food poisoning, but the cafeteria worker had already left for the day saying, "He had to go look after his friend's Mockingbird".

As the day was starting to come to a close, all but a couple of the students had voted. At some point during the day Petyr Baelish had managed to scrounge together enough supporters that he drew the attention of Cersei. In exchange for Baelish's votes, Cersei would appoint Baelish to be the class Treasurer, the position that some would say was Petyr's goal the entire time for all President Moonboy knew.

The votes were tallied up and all the students were brought to the gymnasium. President Coldhands took the stage with a card in his hand and began the announcement. "Sers and Maidens, your next class president will be..................... Ned Stark!!!".

Stannis Baratheon immediately jumps up out of the gymnasium and declares he would begin a mass religious protest against unfair election proceedings before storming out. Ned Stark begins to walk up to the stage with his darling girlfriend Catelyn beaming from the front row. Suddenly the intercom blares on.

"Hello everyone, Jaime Lannister sends his regards". And then the Reynes of Castamere began to play over the intercom..................

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