What are some popular misconceptions people have about prison?

I'm beginning to see how you wound up behind bars. You just like to look for trouble.

And I'm beginning to see how you cannot read.

I was not contracted. I was a Department of Corrections, an employee. I went through the same academy as COs, I carried the same weapons as COs, and I did cell searches and security actions the same as COs when I was needed.

Am I supposed to be impressed, rook? No, I'm not impressed in the slightest.

I worked in the same facilities and went through the same training. I had the same inmates in my classroom and put up with the same bullshit that you're trying on me now, that the COs dealt with.

Do you want your trophy now or later?

I ain't no fish kiddo. And I ain't no, kiddo, jack. So watch your mouth, bug.

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