My friend Natalie was originally born in Scotland and lived there until she was 2, after that she moved to the Netherlands. When she was about 16 or so she found her old neighbour on facebook, also a 16 y/o girl. Fast forward 4 years, Natalie's met me and her Scottish friend, April, was on a round trip through Europe and was about to visit her.
When April came I was at Natalie's place, we went to pick her up and she had a friend with her, but that's not important. The only thing Natalie and April really had in common after all these years were drugs. Anyway, she was staying at Natalie's house for 3 days, in these 3 days we went out, smoked weed, had some GHB, truffels and 2CB. April and I really hit it off, we made out but she told me she wasn't the type of girl to just fuck any guy she'd just met. After her 3 day visit she went back to Scotland and she told us (Natalie, her boyfriend and I) she'd love it if we'd visit her during the summer.
Summer came, we booked our plane tickets and off to Scotland we went. We already knew what was coming, she was going to show us Subclub, do some drugs and generally have a good time. When we landed we navigated our way to April's apartment, she lived with 3 other roommates. A girl and 2 guys, the girl who's name is Betty was amazing. She was about 5", very thin and into hip-hop. Normally she wouldn't be my type but the fact she came out wearing some A$AP wear made me instantly love her. Night came and we were all pretty drunk (I downed half a bottle of rum by myself) around 10 PM. Betty's mother in law and her boyfriend were there, too. She told me how she'd done molly with her mother in law and they were gonna go to Electric Frog the next day.
Anyway, we were all chilling in Betty's room since hers was even bigger than the living room. At one point I got up to take a piss and she followed me to the bathroom but I didn't notice. After I was done taking a piss and left the bathroom she basically got a hold of me, 6" big black guy, and pushed me up against the wall and started making out with me. I was ok with this. I tell her we should head back to her room because they probably miss us at that point. We enter the room and I sit down on her bed, her mum in law and boyfriend were the only ones left in the room but leave as I sit down to go for a smoke. As soon as the door closed she immediately start making out with me again and push me down. At this point I had forgotten about April because this little white chick is just blowing my mind.
Keep in mind I'm already really fucked up at this point. She pushed me down on her queen sized bed and I figured: Okay, you wanna play rough? I try to flip her over to get on top, but I went a little overboard and we literally went overboard, ended up on the floor. We got back up, we laugh and get back at it. She's on top and we're making out, she tells me we don't have much time cause everyone is just outside her apartment having a smoke. Instead of just hanging my hat on the door knob I'm just a stupid drunk and tell her it's ok. The door opens. It's Mark, Natalie's boyfriend, followed by April. He gives me the dirtiest "my nigga" smile and quickly pushes April out so she doesn't quite see what was going on. But she knew.
I ask Betty if we really should be doing this since I kinda came here for April. She gets annoyed and says something like: " Fine whatever". Fuck no. I pull her back and she takes of my shirt. Door opens. It's her mother her boyfriend. They just stand there and look at us for a good 5 seconds before leaving the room without saying anything. Well, now everyone knows what's going on we can just do it, right?
She pushes me down as I'm way to drunk and tells me to just lie there. I did as I was told. I'll never forget the sound or image that comes with the following memory. She undoes my belt, pulls it off with one graceful swing and she throws it against the wall. She could tell I was impressed cause she gave me the sexiest smile I have ever seen. Unbutton my pants and she goes to town, well, on half-chub town. Twenty or so seconds in we hear someone knocking on the door. I ninja my buttons up and as the door open it's Natalie standing there. She puts her hands on her face and just starts yelling: "JAMAL WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING, OH MY GOD I CAN SEE YOUR BONER THROUGH YOUR PANTS OH MY GOD ARE YOU SERIOUS?". Mark comes in and pulls her out of the room and I hear him say something like: " Just let him do his thing." Mood was killed and I didn't get to do my thing.
Ten minutes later the cab arrived and we went to subclub. Had some weird molly and went back to her place. No sex.
Next day I wake up and found out Betty had a boyfriend, how do I know this? Dude sat on the couch next to her and shook my hand.
We went to April's parents that day and spent it with a hangover walking through some botanic gardens in Perth(?). That night we went to the Ice Factory, a club in an abandoned.. Ice factory. We were really trippy of the mdma we had the night before so we took a smaller dose this time. After wandering around and being introduced to April's brother I went outside and I saw Mark. He waved for me to come over and introduced me to Lisa. Lisa was also about 5" tall and very thin. Again, not my type but she rocked the most amazing beehive I had ever seen. Actually the only one I had ever seen.
About ten minutes later, Lisa was sitting on my lap and she told me she was on cocaine, like I couldn't tell. We really hit it off, too. ( Molly, right?) We talked about all sorts of things and how I tought she was really pretty. Cue Lisa's best friend, Katniss. ( It's hard to come up with names, man.) She looked like a pin-up doll, barbie even. They both just looked amazing. At around 4 AM I had been chatting, dancing, texting my mom and just having a good time. We were invited over to April's brothers' and I brought Lisa and Katniss with me.
We sat in the kitchen, the three of us, smoking some weed and just talking. At one point Katniss got really touchy feely with me and within the minute we were making out. Lisa said something like: "Let me show you how it's done." and with that said I was making out with the both of them at the same time. I had a pretty sex life up until that point, I dated a christian girl and had a few one night stands. But nothing really special popped out.
"I told my friends I'd take a picture of me snorting cocaine of someone's ass" I told them. We went to the bathroom while everyone else was tripping on Ketamine in the living room. Katniss laid down on her stomach while Lisa laid down a thick line of cocaine on her ass. She got the camera out and I snorted the fuck out of that line with a 5 euro bill, classy.
As I got up, I saw them crossing eyes and Lisa started making out with me again. Katniss got the cocaine and whispered: " We wanna snort it of your dick". Cool. At this point Lisa's hand was down my pants and I was ready to go. She sucked me off for a bit and Katniss got her debit card out and laid down a line on my dick, she downed that like a champ while Lisa made out with me and then they switched positions. Lisa getting at the coke on my dick while Katniss made out with me.
We proceeded to have sex in the bathroom for what seemed like an hour but must've been 20 minutes or something until I heard Natalie call me: " JAMAL WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU THE CAB'S HERE". I kissed both Katniss and Lisa goodbye and we left.
When I saw Mark I said:" I got the picture, dude!"
Today is two years later and I have gotten laid about... One time since then. :(