3. What is the dumbest way you got laid?

What is the dumbest way you got laid?

I convinced a GOD fearing church bible going woman that I give great massage...and I do actually!!!! And it was all normal and JUST friends right.....so after massage she stands up and says you have the touch of ....of....of.....lay down I am about to let you get these goodies....so then she tried convincing me to join her church and marry her and I said no to the church part...she now only says hello and goodbye......man she had some TIGHT pussy for a 48 year old lol She said she aint get dick down for 8 years and that I had POWERS over her hahahaha

She was rich and has money, 10 years on me but I would have stayed with her.....but I dont do GOD in the Church...I walk with my GOD everyday I breath...

Have any yall join a religion just to get some ass ?

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