tricking a girl into eating cow shit.

Me, my buddy, and a girl I went to high school with drove out to a cow pasture in the boonies in search of shrooms. Because everyone knows shrooms grow on cow shit, ha. Well anyway, we get to the cow, pasture, my buddy and I go searching for shrooms while the girl waits in the car. Guess what, the only thing we find - cow shit. All kinds of cow shit from steaming newly dropped duces to dried up crusty turds. Obviously disappointed coming up empty-handed, one of us came up with the idea of passing off the dried up crusty turd as shrooms (the girl never tried shrooms before). We get back to the car, hand the girl the ”shrooms,” she asked if we were going to eat some and we told her we already ate ours. To my astonishment, she starts eating the dried up cow turd, not just a couple of bites, but the whole fucking thing. Boy I'll tell you It was tough holding back my laughter and keeping a straight face. what was really over the top, after a couple of minutes she says ”i think I'm feeling it.” My buddy and I can't hold it back anymore and bust out laughing. Obviously, we never told her