Lmao no its not it's the equivalent of a manipulative douchebag running his mouth and everyone buying it.
If you identify too much with Quagmire I sincerely think you'd get manipulated with ease by a manipulative person.
Yeah, I date women for their bodies, but at least I'm honest about it.
Bangs underage Thai girls, raped multiple people, uses date rape drugs, etc. Uses "honesty" to justify putting innocent people through sexual trauma.
I don't buy them a copy of Catcher in the Rye and then lecture them with some seventh grade interpretation about how Holden Caulfield was some profound intellectual.
Because he rapes them.
And you delude yourself by thinking you're some great writer, even though you're terrible. You know, I should've known Cheryl Tiegs didn't write me that note. She would've known there's no "a" in the word "definite".
Pretty minor thing in the grand scheme of things. I'd put raping women below that.
And what I think I hate most about you is your textbook liberal agenda. How we should [mocks again] "legalize pot, man", how big business is crushing the underclass, how homelessness is the biggest tragedy in America. Well what have you done to help? I work down at the soup kitchen, Brian. Never seen you down there. You wanna help? Grab a ladle!
Easiest way to ignore every argument someone has politically against you. We should keep weed illegal, Delta should get excessive bailouts, and the homeless are lazy. I am correct because I bought food for homeless people, thereby my domestic policy for a country of 330 million is correct. It's an irrelevant point.
And by the way, driving a Prius doesn't make you Jesus Christ. Oh, wait. You don't believe in Jesus Christ, or any religion for that matter because [mocks again] "religion is for idiots". Well, who the hell are you to talk down to anyone?!
Don't actually try to defend why religion is factual, just go to the next jab. You aren't allowed to question religion unless you fit my acceptable criteria. You aren't allowed to have any opinion on it unless I say it's okay.
You failed college twice, which isn't nearly as bad as your failure as a father. How's that son of yours you never see?
Still doesn't establish why he must approve of religion. Absent father status is accurate.
But you know what? I could forgive all of that, all of it, if you weren't such a bore. That's the worst of it, Brian. You're just a big, sad, alcoholic bore. [sighs, puts his napkin on the table, and sets to leave] I'll see ya, Brian. Thanks for the fucking steak.
No he wouldn't. It's just more ammo to keep hammering.