Oh I actually have another one.

I was a cringey socially awkward kid in high school. This was especially true when talking to girls. My older step-brother knew I liked fishing at the time and brought me back a shirt from a trip he and his wife went on. It had a guy fishing on it and said "Fish fight with me. Women fight over me." Kind of a trashy shirt looking back on it but socially awkward teenage me thought it was hilarious and should be worn in public (facepalm).

I was working at a call center called Teleperformance in Orem, Utah and this super hot but bitchy chick taps my shoulder while I'm sitting at my station. She says to me "I wouldn't fight over you" and a couple of her douche guy friends behind her started laughing while she just smirked at me waiting to see how I responded.

I don't know how my teenage me did it but without missing a beat I replied very sincerely "That's alright. I'd rather have the fish anyway." The smirk wiped from her face and the two guys behind her began laughing even harder telling her she might need to put some ice on that burn.

One of the most memorable moments of my time in high school lol.