Story Time!
I was riding home on a bus one evening, and it was towards the end of the line. The seats were pretty much full and people were getting closer and closer together. This was a problem because I tend to have a bad reaction when non-awesome people begin to invade my awesome people only zone.
Anyway, I was just about to make it home free without having to bring out the thunder on anyone for touching me when the bus came to a screeching halt. The world lurched sideways, and the bus was literally beginning to tip over as the most horrible, fat, breeder moo squeezed her greasy corpulence through the door. She was followed by 4 of the loudest, most disgusting little cuntboogers that I had ever seen.
She lumbered towards the back of the bus where I was seated. Other passengers did their best to hide their horror as they tried to put as much space between them and her as possible. As she got closer, I could actually hear the reverberations of each step she took echoing through her cavernous, overused vagina. The little jizzcurds trailing behind her made sure that anyone who didn't have the misfortune of brushing against Fatty Mcfetuscannon, were slathered in the same goo that seemed to ooze from the moo-cow's pores.
As she stood before me in all her grotesque splendor, a horrific miasma of afterbirth and vomit burned my nostrils and began to make my eyes water. The four vagbursters of hers were flitting in and out of the abyssal folds that ran along her enormous gut like horrible little parasites, searching for bits of food that had never made it in to the gaping maw that sat upon the summit of a mountain of rippling neckflesh. She then shifted her gaze to me.
"HEYY YOUUU MAKE ROOOMS FOR ME AND MAH BAYBEHS"
As she spoke, the thick strings of mommy slime that had been dribbling down her face and neck began to spatter all over the rear of the bus. As disgusting as this was, I remained cool and collected. I calmly told her that I had gotten to this seat first and she had no right to evict me just because she had kids.
"IM PREGGINT I NEEDA SIDDOWN"
When she said this, some of the other passengers began cooing and fondling the fleshy knobs protruding from her body. I thought this was a bit odd and reminded her that she did not have the right to a seat just because she was pregnant.
"BUT MAH BAYBEHS NEEDA SIT DOWN TOO, THEY'S TIRED, SOM 1 GOTTA LOOK OUT FOR THE CHILREN"
I was about to respond when suddenly, one of her more fleshy birthing cysts began to pulse and bubble. I stared on in shock, as one by one the others began undulating the same way in a sickening rhythm.
"OOOH LORDY LORD I'S GETTIN' LABOR PANGS"
The cysts exploded in waves, ejecting fetuses and goo in every direction. As they impacted with other parts of the bus, they made disgusting wet thuds followed by gurgling shrieks. The fucking breeder bitch was breeding right in front of me. Then, when I didn't think it could get any worse, one of the little crotchmissiles hit me directly in the chest, splattering me with afterbirth. Now I was pissed, this lady was about to feel the thunder.
"what the fuck you fat fucking breeder"?
I yelled.
"what makes you think you can just amble in to any public place you want and breed all over everyone. Get the hell out of here. Nobody thinks your horrible little snotfactories are cute and nobody wants to be exposed to the contents of those disgusting fuckpolyps all over your body. now GTFO and take your filthy crotchgoblins with you."
She was about to respond but was drowned out by applause from the majority of the other passengers. She gave up, collected all the new offspring she had birthed, and stuffed them in to the folds of her fat. She exited the bus, defeated. When she had finally gone a mighty cheer erupted, the day was saved.
TLDR; fat breeder moo gets on bus, tries to breed all over everyone, gets owned.