Was using an angle grinder (no guard, I know I know) and it hit a weld and jumped out of my hand

The wheel flew towards me and cut right up my forearm. The shock gave me enough time to start my car and open my garage but by the time I got in my car I was pretty loopy.

Luckily my neighbor was gardening and heard me shout "Oh god, of fuck, jesus christ"

Dragged/walked me half-conscious to his Rav-4 and took me to the hospital.

Discovered that day we're basically meat sacks with a limited amount of juice.

I just wanted to cut the corner off of a piece of thin steel but I might have died.

Also, a tip, if you want to chop up a body, an angle grinder with a strong wheel will do the trick.