Well consider me colored surprised, slap my ass and call me aunt anny!

And there’s nothing wrong in admitting it, it’s ok! (This is a joke, I totally believe you. Not that there’s anything wrong with that, but I believe you.)

And my condolences. I’ve always lived by the motto of “Your social life can’t go wrong if there’s no social life there in the first place!” And that’s a lie, I had no choice in the matter!

But I expected to be throwing darts upside down, and it turns out I was only doing it on one leg! That is to say, I expected to be completely wrong, but it turns out I was only slightly wrong! And I should have figured. A person who’s social life is a-ok nowadays is like a unicorn! Hiding in the mystical land beneath the earth.

You keep on going small child! And good luck! We all need some, especially now.