We had a super bitch 4th grade teacher. She wouldn't let this girl use that bathroom after recess because "recess was her time to use the bathroom". She ended up sitting on top of 2 books and peeing herself- I guess she thought the books would absorb the pee... It ran straight to the floor. I was behind her and tried not to say anything- but of course it smelled and everyone noticed. She ran out crying. Bitch teacher tried to justify herself after.
This is the same bitch teacher that was super OCD about us cleaning our inside desks. I was pretty messy and ignored her when she told me to clean it most times. Who really gives a shit if a little cubby under your desk is perfect? Until one day she said, "you know what... Leave it.."
I took that as shit was about to go down. So I cleaned it during recess. This bitch.. THIS FUCKING BITCH after recess ended up seeing it cleaned. And flipped her shit. Apparently she was going to tell the Vice principal or something and she said that I "smelled that she was up to something". She shouted at me to stand up (mind you- the entire class is watching). And proceeded to flip over my desk and then told me to NOW clean it up. That may have been the worst day I've ever had at any school ever.
Some years later me my friend ended up seeing her at a wedding. We had actually just got done talking about the time she flipped over my desk. My friend thought that it would be hilarious to go up and talk to her.
Durning the ensuing conversation, this bitch actually said that she misses our class because back in the day when we went to school kids could handle disciplinary action- unlike today's kids..
My friend started busting out laughing. Like the awkward laughing where he's not really laughing- he was staring her straight in the eyes. He said "Oh yeah like the time you flipped over Luigivampa-over9000's desk in front of all of us- stuff that sociopathic sadistic teachers do??"
My gut dropped. I couldn't move because of the balls my friend had. He was standing there with a gigantic smile on his face like he just won the biggest battle of his life. I looked back at her. Her eyes got huge and she stormed out the room without saying anything. Me and my friend proceeded to laugh uncontrollably and drink the remainder of the night.