I'd never told this story before but...a couple years back my dad was living in this shitty basement apartment on the other side of town from where i'd lived and we used to be unable to meet because he'd been working and I'd been in school or whatever so he'd often leave child support like in the apartment for me to find. Well as it turns out the people who owned the house he lived in were pretty sketchy. First of all, the daughter of the mom who owned the place was really...well, friendly haha and she had this friend who as it turns out, I'd gone to elementary school with and whenever I'd gone over, they'd start coming on to me. Once or twice I'd done stupid shit with them, especially the girl I'd gone to elementary school with, I guess cause I already knew her. Well one day I find out they'd been fucking my dad pretty regularly...which didn't exactly stop me from fucking them, it just made it super awkward, knowing my dad had also been inside the girl I was currently inside of. One time, I go over and my dad's apartment is empty so I go through his DVD's and I find a bunch of his porn burned onto his CD's, so I find the Kim K sex tape and start jerking off to it...so the girl's older brother just randomly walks into the house because apparently he used to keep some of his shit in the apartment and there I am, like a little creep masturbating to porn in my dad's empty apartment...AND I'd already fucked his sister, which made things even weirder. So I thought he'd be all mad but he just kind of asks if I'd like him to lock the door so I'm like 'Yeaaaaaaaaaaah, that'd be nice.' So he does and I immediately left haha

Fast forward a couple years to now, my dad has since been evicted from that apartment. Now I see the girl I went to school with every single day in college and we're kind of close, although she's now married and we kind of pretend that none of the above story ever happened. So...yeah.