What’s the stupidest thing someone has said to you with confidence?

Got my propane tank filled at uhual. Drove off and smelled propane a few minutes later. Pulled over, tank is leaking into my trunk, had to call fire department, luckily no one is hurt. Take the tank back to uhual demand a replacement tank, chew out guy who overfilled it. Fast forward 3 months, getting tank filled again and now know you don’t just let the pump run until it stops being able to pump anymore into the tank. Guy who I chewed out last time happens to be the person filling the tank and is now the manager. I proceed to tell him he has once again overfilled the tank and he needs to bleed it. He starts arguing with me and I ask don’t you remember me? He says yes, and “just like last time I didn’t overfill this tank”. “Really, why did the last one leak into my trunk” “I don’t know, must have been a defective tank you brought, it’s impossible because the tank has an over fill device.” “Over fill device?” “Yeah, see, says right here OPD, over fill device” “OPD? Who the fuck is Phil man? Does he know how to full tanks?”

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