When I lived downtown I used to watch dog owners leave their dog waste all around. I started noticing a guy that each day would do the same thing: exit his townhome and let their dog crap on the side walk/planter for the the trees. One night on the way home from a padres game I stepped in it. My sandal was a mess and I ended up throwing them away.

I decided that next time I saw the guy, I would do something about it.

2 days later and D-bag and his dog were out again he lets his dog go to the bathroom- this time I was pissed- I looked the guy square in the eye and asked if he needed me to grab one of the free doggie bags. He just shrugs and walks back into his house.

Nope. Wasn’t having it. Got one of the free doggie bags and pushed the waste into the keyhole of his house, this was a big dog and I’m pretty sure it’s still in the door lock. I can imagine it wasn’t fun to clean the poop out of the mechanism.

Let’s just say, I never saw that guy without a bag for his dog crap again.