My (late 90s) high school's football team was terrible... as in they won 3 times in three years, two of which were in the same year.

The year they won 2 games, the homecoming game was coming up and apparently the cheerleaders offered to blow the entire team if they won homecoming. It was supposedly offered in a way that made it seem like it was serious... in order to "motivate them."

Well, it worked. Then the scandal happened... apparently the team waited outside the girls locker room expecting their blowjobs after the game. Most of the cheerleaders (intelligently) backed out and snuck out the locker room's back door.

Two girls decided that they should make good, and they should keep the "promise"... and started conga-lining pubescent man-parts. One of them was not the smartest of the lot, and swallowed to "minimize the evidence."

This is how the entire school knows this happened, and how it became part of history...

Girl is picked up by her parents after the game, and complains of stomach pains... begins throwing up all over her parents' car. Parents rush her to the hospital when she refuses to explain what she's throwing up, and after the girl is admitted the story breaks loose.

Football team and cheerleaders were all made to talk to outside counselors that specialized in teenage sex issues for the next week...

We in the band continued being horny band kids... in private.