Back when I was a dumbass 16 year old I was tripping on a few hits of acid while driving a car with no insurance or license on me. It was black friday and I was heading to a city to shop at a mall when I've never driven a car out of my hometown before. My friend was tripping balls in the drivers seat doing weird shit with his hands and it distracted me from the road. I almost hit a car in a 5 lane intersection and I swerved like fucking crazy missing it by just a few inches. After circling the roads around the mall for 30minutes trying to find the mall we heard sirens, and we were already flipping our shit because we were lost whenever the mall was literally to our right. I immediatly remember the scene from cheech and chong and it was surreal how close it felt to that. I told my friend to act like he was sleeping and that we were gonna be chill (he was tripping way harder than me). So this cop comes up to my window and I just nonchalantly made shit up about how my family is super poor and I only get one time of the year to shop, and that's black friday. Then I tell him my family sent me in the family car to go shopping or else bad things. The cop told me my license plate was expired and asked for my id. In the back of my head I thought I was so slick and I was just like fuck it, and I had the rest of my ten strip in my pocket like whatever. I tell him oops I forgot my license and act as if I'm suprised. After that the cop tells me to wait and goes back to his car for like 10minutes. During this time I'm pretty sure my friend was about to have a heart attack, and I just remember laughing at how absurd this was and how I tell him we just got a guardian angel who is helping us bros out. The cop comes back and he lets me off with a warning and tells me that the mall is right to the right of us. After that we headed into the mall and this is were things started peaking.. We waited in line at a starbucks for like 20minutes and my friend and I drew so much attention by laughing and saying stupid shit. At that point I think everyone knew and nobody thought we were doing anything wrong except tripping. I realize this and we decide to put on 4 different sweatshirts at this one store which were like 80$ each. I walk up to the checkout with all of them on except one and we buy just a couple that we weren't wearing. The cashier didn't even bat an eye. Then we walked out of the store like badasses and before we left the mall we went and stole about 5 bottles of grey goose from another store. Then we just walked out and went home like it didn't ever happen.