What is a typical Saturday morning like in your city or town?

You wake up, you stand up, you say "Holy fucking god, it's cold as fuck", you go back to bed, you stand back up 30 minutes later, you go get some chunks of wood outside, you start a fire in the fireplace, you have breakfast (toasts and tea) while watching the news, you complain about how the government sucks dick and that you should've voted for the other candidate instead, you get dressed with at least 4 layers of clothing since it's -5°C outside, you go out, you take the bus, you think "fuck, this bus sucks dick, I should've walked instead", you get to your nearest Mall (Also called shopping center), you buy a lot of expensive things that you'll never use, you take the bus back home, you get home and start prepearing lunch,

/r/asklatinamerica Thread