What was the weirdest (not bad, just weird) sexual encounter that you have ever had?

I did something that, for the greater part, you should think long and hard about. I slept with my neighbour. That's obviously not the weird but good part...

My share house was on really good terms with our neighbours. We always invited each other's households over for drinks and parties. All of us being in our early 20s, that was quite often. One of the girls who lived next door had a thing for me. I wasn't aware of how serious it was but I was aware. Her name is Tara for this story. She was somewhat of an athlete and from memory was a discus thrower? I'm not a small guy but I probably would be hurt fighting her.

One morning I went around to ask for a some milk. Tara was the only one at home and she invited me in. We were chatting while I ate my weet-bix but when I finished she basically launched at my face with her mouth. It was like a really violent French Kiss Bite.

Tara kisses bites me for a minute and then grabs my collar, pulls me off my stool and tells me to go upstairs to her bedroom. Let me tell you it was a little intimidating but I'm young and sex is sometimes sex. I march up to her room and hop in her bed. In the very short walk upstairs she she had stripped off and is now standing above me naked. I'm laying there trying to pick where to look her. I'm told to eat her out. I did that. She returned the favour, but like her kissing, there was a lot of biting and it hurt a little. But good hurt.

It was all pretty exhilarating and sweaty. I go down on her again and when she sees i'm ready, she throws me to the other side of a queen sized bed and mounts me. She has me pinned. She is fucking me so hard and grabbing my skin and really enjoying herself but I on the other hand am in fucking agony. It felt like she was trying to pull the skin off my chest, neck and back. When she was done with me, I stood in the mirror. I had never nor since been as red and bruised as I was that day.

SHE BATTERED AND BRUISED ME. IT WAS REALLY WEIRD BUT GOOD WEIRD.

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