kick a puppy Yep
stomp a puppy to death Yea
eat the arm off of a living person Definitely
have sex with your mother Nah, not worth it.
have sex with your sister Once again nope.
have sex with your friend's sister, 2 weeks after she died in a car crash Ehhh, a billion is a shitload of money.
spend the rest of your life wearing no clothes Most likley not, it'll stop me from doing lots of things.
spend the rest of your life never speaking No, once again it'll stop me from so many things
cut off one / both legs Yea, not to much of a problem. Wheelchairs work
cut off one / both arms I'd cut off one, but not both.
be blinded No
be deafened Once again no, to much to experience with hearing and sight.
consent to have your parents euthanized when they reach 70 (if they are not there yet, and are still alive) Honestly, yes. I can't even think of a reason someone would want to live past 70 just to slowly fall into a state where your barley considered human.
be banished to a deserted island with internet, but no visitors allowed No, I value speaking with people more than money.
perform some sex act you hate with someone of the gender you least prefer every day for the rest of your life No, can say it's worth it every day.
same as above, except only on sundays Most likley
you can only eat a generic protein paste for the rest of your life Yea. I've actually tried to go on that wouldn't stuff so I could get with protein paste.
every person you meet will be banished from seeing or speaking to you ever again after knowing you for 6 months No
every meal you eat in the future will be from an animal you raised from birth No, it would take to long to get food then.
you can never go outdoors again No, too many things to do outside that I'd miss
you can never go indoors again No
you can never use a vehicle of any type again Again, most likley no
you can never bathe again Nope, the feeling of being clean is worth to much for me.
I guess I'm pretty fucked up