Just for fun, how about a list to see how far people would go...
would you...
kick a puppy
stomp a puppy to death
Yes. Both of these get me the billion, and I would instantly donate 250 million dollars to animal related charities.
- eat the arm off of a living person
No. The psychological trauma of that would be too much. So no to the rest of this line.
- have sex with your mother
Yes. Sex counts as one insertion. Plus I'd make sure she was roofied first.
- have sex with your sister
I don't have a sister. If I did, then yes.
- have sex with your friend's sister, 2 weeks after she died in a car crash
Am I reading this right as necrophilia? No.
- spend the rest of your life wearing no clothes
Yes. I'd have a climate controlled house be built.
- spend the rest of your life never speaking
Yes. In fact I'd have a doctor give me surgery to ensure I never speak so I don't violate the contract.
- cut off one / both legs
No.
- cut off one / both arms
One yes, two no.
- be blinded
No. Most of what I like to do involves sight.
- be deafened
Yes. I can bypass with cochlear implant, but if that's not allowed, still yes.
- consent to have your parents euthanized when they reach 70 (if they are not there yet, and are still alive)
No.
- be banished to a deserted island with internet, but no visitors allowed
No. I like my friends and family.
- perform some sex act you hate with someone of the gender you least prefer every day for the rest of your life
Yes. I hate anyone touching my balls. I would deal with a guy touching my balls every day. And I'm not saying that as a getaround. I loathe my balls being touched by ANYONE but me.
- same as above, except only on sundays
Yes.
- you can only eat a generic protein paste for the rest of your life
No. I would die of lack of nutrition.
- every person you meet will be banished from seeing or speaking to you ever again after knowing you for 6 months
Do I get to keep knowing everyone I know now? If so, yes.
- every meal you eat in the future will be from an animal you raised from birth.
Yes. I live on a dairy farm, I raise all of the cows from birth.
- you can never go outdoors again.
Yes. As long as I can design and build the house I live in before this goes into effect.
- you can never go indoors again
Same as previous. The domicile I would build and reside in would simply be open air in a warm weather region.
- you can never use a vehicle of any type again
Yes. I assume this means nothing other than my own two feet can take me anywhere, too.
- you can never bathe again
No. I would die from (likely) an infection too soon. Our ancestors bathed. Nearly every animal bathes somehow.