What was your most hilarious or awkward "one night stand"?

This is going to sound fucked up, but back in the day I had a buddy who set up a small kickback with me, him and two other girls that were close friends at his shitty apartment in the middle of nowhere - long story short there was a lot of drinking and weed involved, I wasn't attracted to her but I was somewhat still processing a difficult breakup so wanted to do whatever I could to get my mind off being alone.. Anyway we end up smoking a cig outside as the other two are already loudly busy in bed and she somehow ends up pushing her butt up against my crotch and we begin slowly kissing and feeling eachother, keep in mind I knew from the first time I saw her that I didn't want to fuck her, but I was just going with it considering this was the first girl I kissed after my breakup and I just wanted to get lost, as cliche as that seems. We end up inside and she starts taking off her OWN pants, when I was really just trying to keep kissing, hard to believe for a guy, right? Anyway as expected, I was even less attracted once the clothes started coming off and my boner was quickly killed. So there she was, laying on the couch with half of her clothes off, half drunk and wondering why I haven't put it in her. I quickly tell her to go down on me to try and avoid the awkward situation I found myself in, but she insisted I go down on her first. Pussy is just hanging off the side of the couch as we are discussing whos going to do what, I can't help but cringe thinking about it. I complain about whisky dick and we make our way to the bedroom, me expecting to get some head and make the best of a shitty situation. I ended up just telling her I was having trouble getting over an ex and didn't want to do anything although that was 100% a lie, although I was going through things it was more of me not being sexually attracted to her and not wanting to create any drama or make her feel shitty considering were in the middle of the country. I ended up hearing from a mutual friend years ago that she retold the story as well, guess she turned into a lesbian :o

sorry for the rant, you just reminded me of an extremely awkward situation I found myself in

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