What was your school's 'incident'?

I went to a private Christian School, so we didn’t have much happen. But the one incident that did happen was my doing.

This is going to sound ridiculous, I know. But there was this specific seat in our Bible class that was in the back. For most of the year, a guy (we will call John) sat there. Well I sat there one day, and he was very upset about it. So upset, that he confronted me in the school parking lot wanting to FIGHT. He wanted to fight me because I sat in an unassigned seat he happened to sit in most of the time. Well I, being the innocent Christian boy that I am, pulled out a baton and hit him on the head with it. Many many things happened to me after that. Luckily, I was 17 at the time.

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