Sorry for the book. I was on Tinder and came across this guy that was a year older than me.. I knew him from high school and had a huge crush on him back in the day. He was one of the popular types.. charming, attractive, smart. We matched and hit it off right away. That weekend he asked me over to a "party" at his apartment.
I get there, assuming I'm super early because it's only him and his roommate. I sit down at the table and he pours me a glass of whiskey... that's it. Now, I'm pretty much your cliche female that likes fruity drinks and cherry bombs, but I was feeling extremely awkward so I sipped on the drink to try and get any sort of buzz possible. I could tell this guy was nothing like I knew him from high school. He came off as paranoid and slightly controlling.
The three of us decide to drive down the road to a nearby bar to play pool. We end up ordering our separate drinks, all paying for ourselves (which was fine by me). We start playing pool and I kid you not... 5 minutes into the game and drinks my tinder guy decides he wants to go back home. His roommate argues saying we just got there and to at least finish the game but tinder guy insists we leave. I DOWN my drink as fast as possible because no way in hell I could handle this night sober.
So, we get back to the apartment and decide to put a movie on. Roommate lays out on the couch and tinder guy grabs some pillows for us on the floor. I go to lay down but he stops me and insists I change into some of his clothes in order to be more comfy. I tell him I'm fine in my jeans and shirt but he's really pushy so I finally say fine. He gives me one of his jersey's from high school and a pair of shorts. I change in his room and come back out to lay next to him on the floor and watch the movie. To be honest I have no idea what movie was even playing because I start falling asleep right away. This got Tinder guy super upset. He kept shaking me awake in a very rude manor. He told me if I wasn't going to watch the movie then we might as well both go to bed. I was exhausted.. I didn't care.. so I agreed and we went to his bed. I laid down and started to pass out again right away. He tried making a move and I turned that down so quick. No way in helllll was he getting any. He was arrogant, rude, and extremely controlling. The only reason I didn't leave was because I live about a half an hour away and was exhausted... I did tell him I could go home if it bothered him that I wanted to sleep and he said it was fine that I could stay. So, we both fall asleep and fast forward a few hours later.. I wake up and NO FUCKING JOKE YOU GUYS he's fucking kneeling in bed PEEING ON ME!
I start freaking out and yelling at him telling him to stop. I jump out of bed and you can tell he's fucking out of it, pretty sure he was in a sense "sleep walking" but.. er sleep peeing in this case. I ask if he knew what he did and he doesn't even answer, he just stares at me. He tries to lay down on his newly peed in bed but being the generous woman I am, I help him off the bed and sit him down on the chair in his room. Luckily for me I was wearing his clothes from earlier so I peel them off me, wipe myself off with a towel, and throw my clothes back on. I go into the living room where I find his roommate still awake watching movies and I tell him what happens, that I need help cleaning it all up. His roommate starts laughing, doesn't even sound shocked that it happened and comes with me. We take his sheets off, lay new blankets down and get Tinder guy back in bed. This is my cue. I tell roommate guy that I'm getting the fuck out of there. He said he didn't blame me and to drive safe. It's like 330 am and I'm still trying to comprehend what happened.
Ten minutes later I get a call from Tinder guy angry at ME for leaving. I ask him if he knows what he did and he sounds so fucking confused. I yell at him telling him he peed on me and he didn't even say sorry. He just kept begging me to come back and go back to sleep with him. Fuck that. I hang up the phone and on my half hour drive home get 18 missed calls and 5 voicemails from him. They were super aggressive and confirmed I made the right choice in leaving.. I ended up calling my best friend on my drive home as well and we had a huge laugh about what happened. He messaged me a few times after that but I wanted nothing more to do with him..
Word to the wise.. if you have the chance to fulfill a high school dream... DON'T!!!!