How much time do you have?

The neighbor next to me is a want to be new member of the KKK. If I so much as drop a cup in my sink half the time I say aloud: that'll give the guy beneath me something to talk about for the next week. The other person in my building was convinced I was trying to stalk her when I hadn't left the house in a week, but opened my door once in awhile to check on packages. If she knew I was gay then I wouldn't be trying to stalk her, but one of her grand children! Do you know how fun it is to defend yourself against an elderly woman saying "that man [who hasn't hasn't left the house in a week] is stalking me?

It's been pretty quiet lately, because people have come in slashing tires and breaking into cars and now I'm leading the neighborhood watch pretty much. But i'd also be lying if I said I liked these people to begin with.