No electricity/water that sad day on a highway town on northern Peru. Was there for uni marine biology course. Had ceviche like a moron when they had no refrigeration that day. We left most of our luggage on a single hotel room, that had no water that day and camped at the beach. Heavy, heavy rain, my tent was filled.with sand and rainwater, super uncomfortable. Went to a pizza place and had a couple slices with extra hot sauce like an idiot. Tried to.sleep a bit on the tent and I was woken up by the elder gods that battled in my bowels. Grumbling and thundering. Ran to the hotel room and found out that somebody shat there while there was no water so the bathroom was closed. Then I ran back to the beach in the rain, around 2-3 am. Was completely naked in complete darkness and took a hot lava dump on the rain a couple of meters from the sea. I felt like a damn animal. Then I made an even bigger mistake, went to clean up on the ocean my anus was not happy about cleaning my burnt asshole with seawater. After that I sat on a plastic chair in the rain while I laughed to myself, and slept on the hotel floor like a damn hobo.

Worst thing is my friends love it when I tell this story, so I have to relieve the trauma every couple of years.

Next day we had to search for some crabs for our marine biology thing, on that same beach.