Whats the best "toddler complaint" you've ever gotten?

Babies are absolutely incredible when they’re together in a group. They’re so funny to watch at the age where they’re starting to pick up little details. We have a bouncer so we can rock the younger ones to sleep and it has a button on it that you can flip and the bouncer will vibrate to calm them down. Sometimes if we’ve got a child who’s really upset and sleepy we’ll put them in, set it to vibrate and they stop crying straight away.

Same baby from number 6 has figured this out and if any of her friends start crying most of the time she’ll walk over to the bouncer and start tapping the button with her hand while looking at us, as if to say ‘hurry up and shut them up’

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