Hell yeah dude, benching pianos are exactly what I meant! Nah I took like 5 years of lessons and played casually, now it kinda grinds on my nerves that I'm not able to churn out sonatas. And I didn't know it was legal to have a pet sloth. I'm guessing they're super high maintenance since I recall their fur housing entire ecosystems of moss and insects and shit.

85% straight male

Does this mean you're 15% lesbian