Got catfished big mf'ing time. The chick was a train wreck in the looks department and had serious self esteem issues upon meeting. I felt bad for her and needed some good karma so I took her out anyway. Plus she had a cute roommate who I thought I might score some points with...dumb but it crossed my mind.

Upon sitting across from said she-beast at the restaurant, I discovered that she had a nervous tick that involved scrunching up her face. When she did that I could see that she was missing a few important teeth. Ex girlfriend's sister was at the same restaurant and she came over to gloat sinced I'd broken up with her sister. She see's my daste ticking like a clock as we exchage pleasantries. She then hustles away chuckling and calls her sister. Ex GF and I were still cool so she calls my phone and straight up asks to talk to my date. Played like she was my sister and it was a family emergency.

Dropped scary Mary off and went and plowed the Ex. We became good platonic friends. Got married to a beautiful lady a few years later the Ex was in the wedding.