This will sound like a lie but here goes.

One time I won a short-film competition and part of the prize was to be backstage at the UK premiere of 'Alexander' and hang out with Oliver Stone, Colin Farrell, Angelina Jolie and Val Kilmer.

Kilmer was cool, signed my copies of True Romance and The Doors, as did Stone. Farrell was drunker than any human has ever been but was cool.

Here's the bit that sounds like a lie... Jolie kept squeezing my face for no reason, like she was on something, on the 5th or 6th face squeeze I wanted to ask her to stop because I found her boring and pretentious and odd. Instead I just smiled and pretended it was normal.